Throw him in the pool!

Ted on Hi De Hi

The exploits of a holiday camp, where the camp comic Ted would always plan to end each comedy routine by asking the audience what should happen to his protege, Spike, to which they would always reply "Throw him in the pool!"

Another memorable character was Peggy, the chalet maid, who was always trying to get into the entertainment business, and would have loved to have been 'thrown in the pool'. She was one of those slightly pathetic characters who's so popular because you love to feel sorry for her.